Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Do elephants have testimacles?
I had a boyfriend who went missing a while back, and some mysterious voices, I think it was God, told me that he was eaten by a bull elephant at the zoo. Last night I snuck into the zoo with my cattle prod so I could zap the bull elephant in the testimacles to knock him out so could carry him home and kill him for eating my boyfriend, but no matter how hard I looked between his hind legs, I couldn't find his ball sack. I thought that he may have actually been a female, until he peed on me and my cattle prod. But if this really is a male, then where are his testimacles? Do elephants even have testimacles?
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